Festivus Quotations
Festivus
From Wikiquote Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on 23 December as a way to celebrate the holiday season without participating in its pressures and commercialism. It was created by writer Dan O'Keefe and introduced into popular culture by his son Daniel, a screenwriter for the 166th episode of Seinfeld, The Strike (18 December 1997).
Quotes
Festivus is completely flexible. There's no ruling force telling you what to do. Nobody owns it. ~ Allen Salkin- Alphabetized by author
- In the 13 years since Festivus was introduced on an episode of "Seinfeld," the made-up Dec. 23 "holiday for the rest of us" has moved well beyond the confines of American TV reruns to become globally recognized. While mostly noted today among Americans, Festivus was also inspiring a number of tweets from around the world and for much of the day was a top 10 most-tweeted phrase among tweeters worldwide.
- He was interested in ceremony, ritual, magic and religion … He wanted a holiday mostly that wasn't political or religious in nature, but based on family. … It was very different from the TV holiday … We streamlined it for laughs. … In reality it could happen any damn time of the year, and that's what made it so terrifying.
- Dan O'Keefe, on his father Dan O'Keefe's invention of Festivus in "Our day, our way" by Jan Uebelherr in Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (24 October 2005)
- The actual inventor of Festivus is Dan O'Keefe, 76, whose son Daniel, a writer on "Seinfeld," appropriated a family tradition for the episode. The elder Mr. O'Keefe was stunned to hear that the holiday, which he minted in 1966, is catching on. "Have we accidentally invented a cult?" he wondered. Maybe. To postulate grandly, the rise of Festivus, a bare-bones affair in which even tinsel is forbidden, may mean that Americans are fed up with the commercialism of the December holidays and are yearning for something simpler.
- The holiday evolved during the 1970's, when the elder Mr. O'Keefe began doing research for his book "Stolen Lightning" (Vintage 1983), a work of sociology that explores the ways people use cults, astrology and the paranormal as a defense against social pressures.
Festivus, with classic rituals like familial gatherings, totemic-but-mysterious objects and respect for ancestors, slouched forth from this milieu. "In the background was Durkheim's Elementary Forms of Religious Life," Mr. O'Keefe recalled, "saying that religion is the unconscious projection of the group. And then the American philosopher Josiah Royce: religion is the worship of the beloved community."
If Mr. O'Keefe is the real father of Festivus, Jerry Stiller, the actor who played Frank Costanza, George Costanza's father, is its Santa Claus.
- Allen Salkin, in "Fooey to the World: Festivus Is Come" in The New York Times (19 December 2004)
- In the ancient days when gods played their own games, and had their own celebrations, tossing lightning bolds between mountaintops, hurling great boulders — Festivus came out of that. It's a holiday that celebrates being alive at a time when it was hard to be alive.
There was no Christ yet, no Yahweh, no Buddha. There were great ruins and raw nature. But there was a kindling spark of hope among men. They celebrated that great thunderous storms hadn't enveloped them in the past year, that landslides hadn't destroyed them. They made wishes that there crops would grow in the fields, that they'd have food the next year and the wild animals wouldn't attack and eat them.
There's something pure about Festivus, something primal, raw in the hearts of humans.
- Jerry Stiller, in the Foreword to Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us (2005) by Allen Salkin
- For some people the revelation comes too late that life is best kept to the essentials. Some people are given their last rites and that person might say in their last breath, "I should have celebrated Festivus."
- Jerry Stiller in the Foreword to Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us (2005) by Allen Salkin
- All I'm saying is, if you celebrate Festivus, you may live a little longer.
You are getting back to the essentials, to the days of gods on mountaintops and howling wolves. Because you are saying the holidays are in the heart, a celebration of being alive with our fellow humans. For that purpose, an aluminum pole will do just as well as anything else — as long as it's not stuck in the wrong place.
- Jerry Stiller in the Foreword to Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us (2005) by Allen Salkin
- In its purest form, Festivus is truly the people's holiday, one that they own, unfettered by rules, leaders, miles of wrapping paper, bubble lights and — most of all — the dreaded tinsel.
"Festivus is completely flexible. There's no ruling force telling you what to do. Nobody owns it. And, it's cheap," says Allen Salkin, explaining the appeal of a holiday that is intentionally low-key, sarcastic and, well, basically anything else you'd like it to be.
- Jan Uebelherr, in "Our day, our way" in Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (24 October 2005)
Seinfeld : The Strike (1997)
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had — but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! … out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"- "The Strike" (18 December 1997) is the 166th episode of Seinfeld, the the tenth episode of the 9th and final season, written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer and Dan O'Keefe
- Elaine: What is it? "Dear son, Happy Festivus." What is Festivus?
- George: It's nothing, stop it..
- Jerry: When George was growing up..
- George: Jerry, No!
- Jerry: His father..
- George: No!
- Jerry: Hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.
- Elaine: Ohhhh — and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.
- Jerry: Happy Festivus!
- Kramer: What's Festivus?
- Jerry:: When George was growing up..
- George: (Interrupting) No!
- Jerry: His father..
- George: Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist!
- Elaine: Happy Festivus, Georgie.
- George: God!
- Kramer: Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific!
- Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had — but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
- Kramer: What happened to the doll?
- Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
- Kramer: That musta been some kind of doll.
- Frank: She was.
- Frank: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
- Kramer: Is there a tree?
- Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
- Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
- Frank: Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space.
- Frank: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
External links
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